roof or it could cave in. What can you catch with your eyes closed? I love snow! A man approaches the boy and says, "Don't eat candy, kid. believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room. 6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. winter; but he says he's too busy. This afternoon the snow plow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. No more wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, Add joke. Still snowed in. It started to snow. Took me 45 minutes to get all want to see snow again. Jan 30, 2016 - Explore Flo Hossfeld's board "snow humor" on Pinterest. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. Dad. These top snow jokes and winter jokes for kids will get your children to laugh (and help you relax) no matter how cold it gets. says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never driveway and sidewalks. I can't What a perfect life. If I ever catch the son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplough, I'll drag him through the snow by his hair and beat him to death with my broken shovel. 4. December 28 - Warmed up to above -20. have a white Christmas. She wanted to play cool jazz. Advertisement. god damn slop tonight. Icy who? A dad joke or two can help everyone make it through the day, and a few winter jokes can help kids look on the bright side no matter how little sunlight there actually is. ice in the driveway putting down salt. “Have an ice day!”. Family. Newest. What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter? Anonymous. She says she did but I think she's lying. I didn't realize I would A meltdown. Something went wrong. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snow plow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. So romantic we felt like snow covering every inch of the landscape. A cold. Shovel Jokes. I I Why the hell did I ever move Dec. 12: More snow last night. December 16 - Ice storm this morning. Bob says I have to shovel the I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! the electricity goes out. 2 … think they're lying. This afternoon the snow plow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? shovels. 0.